Heya girlz! I’m totally pumped to announce that we’ve declaired a winner to are poemtry contest. We didn’t get no submishuns to the Pimp your stroller contests so I guess my baby Thicket gets the prize and all you non-submitters suck. But I dont wanna put a pamper on the announcement of Lorna W. as are contest winner! Congrats Lorna!! We picked you cause your poem was the most Jesusy and Jesus kicks ass. You rock and we luv u lots! We will be contacting u for your address so we can send your tshirt.
We also got sevral other good poems so we decided to post them to. Those arthurs dont get a prize other than seeing there work live on the internets to be red by everyone. Enjoy the pomes girlz and remember to vote for Sarah Palin next Wednesday!!
For Sarah Palin, and the U. S. A.!!
by Lorna W.
Sarah U light up my life and inspire my dream
When People Dis U
It makes me wanna Scream!!
U came out of Nowhere
Or Alaska, whatEV
And gave us a Vision
We could all Believe
A vision of Love and of Mom’s and there Kids!!
Having Kid’s, being Mom’s too—What gives?
Why can’t we all just Love one another,
Like you’re daughter, her kid, and you’re baby, her Brother?
And I just have to add, not meaning to be Rude,
That you’re husband is Hot, and so’s you’re daughter’s Dude!
MacKane, sure he’s Old, but he’s loyal and True
And he got U a Wardrobe from Saks Fifth Avenue!
So stand up for Life and for Jesus and Saks
Don’t let the Hater’s get U down
Cuz We got you’re back!!!
Run her up
Thank God He Gave Us Sarah To Hug Closer
by Kristy G.
More then a now gone and died dead moose shot by my Colt.
Stronger then a downpourin’ of God’s tears on my window pain.
Prettier then blood-red lipstick on a stuffed pig at Thanksgiving.
Thine, thine, swine, swine. Catch a moose and make him mine.
From Governor to President, or vice, Palin a leading this country sure will be mighty nice
Run her up
by Kelli A.
I know the reason
Our country is failin’
Cuz we haven’t had
A leader like Palin
She’s be so awesome
And she’d be so grate
I know she’ll make
Our country first rate
She will support
And I don’t mean maybe
Teen mothers like me
Who just had a baby
She’ll take care of me,
I know she will
And when she is Prez
It will give me a thrill
And not the kind
That you feel with boys
But just like my baby
When he plays with toys
So I just can’t wait
For Palin to win
And when she is Prez
Forever I’ll grin
Reasun’s why I luv Sara Palin
by Elisa R.
Sara palin is the best
On Novembur 5 shell be the prez
I luv her cuz she super cute!!!!
And u betcha shell give those terrist’s and rushin’s the boot!!!
And i live in REAL amercia like she said
Cuz she luv’s the states that are red
And also i luv her cuz she has so meny kidz
And Bristol is totally preggers too
And sara is totally not freking out
Like my dum mom who is a TOTAL BITCH!!!!
When sarah is prez she can make a law
that ur uncle cant’ punch you in the JAW
when u tell him ur pregnit with his kid
And he will have to MARY you just like he said
Cuz even tho u didnt want to do it
He said he totally LOVEd you so you did it
And sara wud so pay for the rape kit
Cuz ur stupid uncl wooden pay for it
So now we can be a for realz famly
Like he said cuz sara STAND’S for famlie’s!!!!
Go sara!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So she is totally the BEST!!!
And im totally glad on novembur 5 she will b the prez
Cuz her and me r both gonna b momz
And we will both be totally HAWT momz!!!!
i <3 sara palin!!!!
There once was a woman named Palin
With teen moms behind her there won’t be any failin’
This beauty queen came forth
From the moose-filled deep North
Where she drank beer and listened to Van Halen
Thanx for all your submishuns girlz. Cant wait to do this again next year when Sarah Palin tries to win as prez two years in a row!!!