Welcome to Teen Moms for Palin!!!
Oct 7th, 2008 by Amy
Hi everyone!!! Welcome to Teen Moms for Palin! I’m Amy Lafferty and I’m a teen mom. I like the Jonas Brothers, Wet Seal, Sunday School, unprotected sex, and Sarah Palin!!! She’ll totally rock as prez. Plus, she’s got that old guy with the creepy smile to like advize her and stuff.
First of all, Sarah Palin seems like a really cool mom. You know, she like takes her kids shooting and gives them cool names. She was a total inspiration when I decided to name my baby girl, Thicket.
She also seems fashionable and stuff for a woman in her 40s. I mean, can’t you just see her negotiating with the Ayatollah Putin or something and telling him, “don’t my new shoes look cute!?!? You betcha they do!”
So anyways, all you teen moms need to organize so that we can get Sarah Palin elected prezident. The best thing you can do is tell all your friends. After all, you can’t get pregnant in the mouth, but you can use it to get this awesome chica elected!
Learn to spell, get a life and for God’s sake have no more children you fucking inbred gobshite
If you said all that shit to my face I would punch you in your throat. Palin can suck my asshole and so can you, you nasty slut ass bitch.
Wow, you boyz have potty mouths!!! Can’t a girl express her opinion??? It’s a good thing my baby daddy isn’t hear to read this.
you people can’t be serious. aside from the blatantly obvious misuse of grammar and spelling (both real and internet-slang), and the obviously ignorant views (ayatollah putin or whatever), the url alone is enough to prove this site is an elaborate joke. the fact that you used such foul language and were clearly so riled up by this thinly veiled satire proves that you, in fact, should be dragged out into the streets and shot. get real losers.
First of all: it’s called spell check; learn to use it.
Second second: What the hell are you talking about? You cannot vote when you turn 16 just because you have a kid. Voting is only legal for 18 year old citizens.
Third: No on is electing Sarah Palin President. You would be electing John McCain, that old guy with creepy smile to be President. Sarah Palin is his running mate, he has more power than her.
I really don’t know why I bothered to write all of this down, clearly your skull is much too thick for any of this information to penetrate. I pity your daughter, I would absolutely die if my mother was as unintelligent as you.
Hahaha, you idiots got trolled. This is like going “Steven Colbert is an idiot! Why would he say such ignorant things?! He’s such a dumb Republican.”
Anyways, this was really funny. All the stupid commenters kind of ruined the joke a little though…
Wow. im not trying to be a mean person or anything… but is this website a joke? its great that youre having a baby, but you seem to be unaffected by some of the more pungent realities that effect other teenage mothers. for example… your parents threatened to cancel your credit cards? most teen parents get booted out of their house or had no money in the first place. in which case, sometimes an abortion is the only option that makes sense… sara palin wants to make abortions illegal, which would leave people like that without any choice, and ultimately lead to more problems than it solves.
so go ahead and root for mccain/palin. i cant wait to see how much more screwed up this country can get.
A+ for this website. Too bad most people are too thick to get the sarcasm.
Haha, are you people serious!? You should really get off of the internet if you don’t understand that this is a parody site…
I wonder if we just got double-trolled?
I love the morons on this site, the unfortunate part though is that if there are that many dumbasses who take it seriously, think how many people will vote for Sarah Palin as a result of the website…..
Hahaha how fucking stupid are YOU?
I’m surprised that the negative commenters aren’t palin supporters ‘emselves! They seem gullible enough…
I don’t really know what’s funnier, the website itself or the people who think it is legit. …. “I pity your daughter, I would absolutely die if my mother was as unintelligent as you.” … snort
Oh my goodness…Surely all of you know this is a joke. Nobody can be that gullible….or can they?????
After having seen the following, I am no longer surprised by what some Americans are like… It does contribute to making this site look leggit
http://www.break.com/index/redneck-woman-rails-on-obama.html
im amazed buy some of the comments
how can you NOT see the joke after the first paragraph…but come on guys..this blogger mad it painstakingly obvious that Amy is fictional
nice satire,
Aww, I’m so jealous! I want me one of those babies! I’d dress her up as Hannah Montana! Squeee!!!
I love it we need more sites like this. It’s scary that a woman like this is allowed to breed.
The only support I’d like to give Palin is when she’s riding my dick cowgirl style………… And Thicket? Are you sure thats the babies Name? And not your head??????
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.And Yes, I know its a parody site………>G<
Don’t make my statements untrue though………
I have ben trying to tell people the same thing My babe Sara P. yeah i call her that we tight like that. but seriously this women can change the world if you just give her a chance at Prez. My baby girl will be coming in late octoberz and when i get her I will have my step mother drive me down to the voting booth. I think its BS that you can’t drive even though you have a kid but i think it rocks that you can vote if you have one. Rock on Sara P!!!