Who needs funding when u got daddy???
Oct 9th, 2008 by Amy
I don’t know why people are all hot and bothered about Sarah Palin slashing funds for teenage moms. Seriously, she cut money for like a food bank or something. I mean, seriously??? I’m supposed to take my baby to some food bank and stand in line with homeless people??!? Whatever.
My mom and asshole stepdad Todd were pissed when I told them I was pregnant. I told them 2bad get used to it cuz your gonna be grandparents in a few weeks. They threatened to turn off my credit cards and I was like all no way! So I called my dad and he acted all weird. I guess he feels guilty or something for leaving me and my mom and brothers and sisters 6 years ago to marry his new wife. I think he wuz kinda pissed at me too but didnt say anything cause he know I won’t talk to his ass even if he pays my car payment and gives me a gold Visa. So anyways he got all quiet and handed the phone to Mitzy my stepmom. At first I thought she was a bitch but ever since she finished high school a few years ago shes’ gotten totally chill and we’ve gotten close. I think she’s barren or something so she invited me to move in with them. Its great for me because whenever Thicket wont stop crying or is all stinky and I just can’t deal I can hand her to Mitzy and go hang at the mall.
So quit whining about Sarah Palin cutting funding for teenage moms. They can just get help from their parents. Or better yet those poor people can just keep there legs closed. I mean poor people sex??? Seriously, ewwwwww!!!!
“I told them 2bad get used to it cuz your gonna be grandparents in a few weeks.” hahahahaha … this is great .. fantastic site. But I don’t think it’s pronounced “Todd” - its more like “Taaadd”
Putting you in my favorites.
You are an idiot!!!! You honestly think that its ok to say that poor people shouldnt have sex because they cant afford a baby? Do you know anything about this country? Most teen mothers are below the poverty line. What the fuck is wrong with you? Not everyone has a daddy with money to help them out of whatever self inflicted situation they get into like you. Some people don’t even have dads to run to, and that funding Sarah cut could have helped a lot of single teen moms. You are just a spoiled brat who cant handle anything for yourself. People like you are the ones who should keep there legs closed so you don’t get knocked up and pawn your baby off on your step mom to hang out at the mall. Ignorant, self absorbed hussies like you are the reason most of the country is struggling right now. Get a fucking clue to whats going on around you!
Ha ha, Lindsay, you’re a tool - although even tools know when they’re being used.
This site is brilliant. Your child’s name is a little strange, though. How about Turtle or Ditch? 2 cute!
The greatest part is Lindsay’s comment. Classic. Sad state of affairs we live in.
Apparently she doesn’t quite get it.
I think you will find given the economic downturn and tightening of credit, that you may find your sponging off your wide variety of parents may not continue for so long. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself turned out on the street. Poverty is a great cure for the disease that many in this country are gripped with–entitleitis. People think just because they are born in this country they are entitled to something. I think the coming months and years will prove them wrong. You’re just another empty-headed twit without even enough intelligence to understand how birth control works. Don’t worry, I’m sure Life will give you a wake up call, if not sooner, than whenever your kid gets knocked up at 13 and is all excited about it…a grandmother at what, 29?
how is babby formed??
Please for the love of all thinks considered good in this world, tell me this a satire.
PLEASE!!!!!! Tell me that people arent this stupid!!
Heya Megan! I totally agree with everything you say. I don’t see how poor people can even get close enough to each other to even talk much less have SEX. Geez the smell alone should keep them apart.
My mom bought me a new BMW for my birthday, and I was driving me an my friends to the mall an there was a hobo walking down the road and when we drove past we threw a handful of pennies at it. Too funny!
Max Power - how is your moms 401k these days? Better get used to riding on the bus with those poor people. The era of Big Bus(h)iness is coming to an end and all the bailouts in the world aren’t going to help you when Obama takes over the whitehouse and makes you pay for stealing money from poor people. Yes, I said stealing. Maybe you can trade in youre new BMW for some noseclips, because you are going to be riding on a crowded bus with smelly poor people for a long time. Don’t worry though. If you are stupid enough to have unprotected sex with them no one will be trying to take away your right to get an abortion so go ahead. Nobody wants more baby neocons being born anyways. Oh - and maybe if you remember where you threw your pennies away, you could go back and get them because you are going to need them. It won’t seem so funny anymore when poor smelly people are throwing pennies at you and calling you a hobo. LOL.
I totaly agrez wif u Amy! My bewtiful g/f is pregz 2, wer guna vote for Palin wen we r 16 as well. She iz a wunderful roll modle 4 my sun 2 b new babi Tracker “Luv” Scott!
Randi needs to get laid.
poor ppl should be shot and gorund up and fed to farm animals. my bf sez this and hes a hunk.
Ewww, that’s nasty, Tiff! Then those poor animals will be poor!
If Palin was tuna, I’d eat her. Amy you’re so funny!