Teen Moms for Palin

This elections important girlz and heres why so you can know and tell all your teen mom friends okay??

 

1. Fashion since

Isnt it time for us to have a prez that’s totally hawt??? Its just important to me for are prez to be seen wearing a Valentino jacket and Naughty Monkey shoes and not a dorky JCPenny suit and some stupid boring loafers.  I mean how can we have respect for are prez if they dont look cute?

 

2. Like the economics or something, duh

My asshole stepdad Todd keeps bitching about how times are hard and I need to quit maxing out my credit cards and his bank quit extending him a line of coke or something and blah blah blah blah.  So I guess times or tuff or something and so we need some1 who can fix things.  I think Sarah Palin knows how good getting knocked up can be for the economy I guess thats why shes done it so many times and taut her daughter to 2. If girls get pregnant I guess the goverment has to pay them money witch I didnt know about but totally rocks.  Score!  And if the goverment is paying more girls money for there babies then I guess that helps the economics.

 

3. Education

Sarah Palin will fix are education systemic even if she has to homeschool ever kid herself.  Todd keeps saying theres no way my school would ever let me keep cheerleeding even tho I’m preggers if it wasnt for all that money he pays them in tuition.  Why is it fare for Todd to have to pay so that I don’t have to go to school with poor people even if hes an asshole? Shouldnt the goverment pay for it or something and give Todd a break so he’ll get off my case and just hand over the AMEX when I need to unwind at the mall???  She’ll also get rid of all those stupid science classes where they try to teach us we came from apes or something I mean arent there asian kids that can do the science for us?  Sarah pay for these reform by getting rid of that gross sex ed class.  I mean OBVIOUSLY her daughter didnt need it and seriously who wants to see there gym coach pointing to a schlong diagram?!?!? I think Sarah can agree that girlz can just learn about sex in the backseat of a 96 Camaro like I did.

 

4. Supream court

So apparently theres this group of old men and lesbians that think they have a say in what I can do with my body. Dont they know thats no one’s bizness but my parents?!?!?!!  When Sarah’s prez she’ll make sure that group doesnt force me to go to school with poor black kids or extend the choice I had to other girls.

 

5. Health care 

So that like all the teen moms like me don’t have to pay for their baby but I dont wanna have to wait around in some icky waiting room with a bunch of poor people or make pharmacysts give out prenatal pills that make girlz not pregnant anymore but only for those that can pay for it.  And free lipo.

Tags: cheerleading, education, fashion, health care