Voting is hawt
Oct 14th, 2008 by Megan
Here are some voting tips for teen moms.
1. If your preggers, you get front of the line privledges, just like six flags. When you get to your poleing place, just find someone old with a nametag and demand your line pass. It will be like a sticker or something.
2. Bring your drivers lincense. If your a lisensed driver, they have to let you vote. Its in the constitution or something.
3. Bring a bunch of BFFs and form a prayer circle around your voting booth. This is the most scientifictily proven way to insure the machine wont have a liberal bias.
This will be my first time voting for prez, but I allready have lots of great ideas on how to make voting even awesomer. I think voting should be by text message, like on American Idol. That way you could vote a bunch of times as long as you have unlimited texts, which everyone should have anyways. It makes since to me becuz its worked so far on idol and the best people always win that show.
They should just make it a law that everyone has to have a cell phone and carry it all the time even tho having a cell phone number is probably having the mark of the beast like in Revilations its really imposible to get buy without a cell phone these days what with the internet and all.
Voting is pretty important and anything that’s important should be easy to! This might be hard for old people, but they don’t have fresh young ideas like me and my girl Govoner Sarah Palin.
Hi Megan, just wanted to comment and thank you for all you’re awesome work on this blog. Your truly a excellant role model and we are blessed for being able to read your words. Waaaaay back in the ’80s (must sound like ancent history to you, I know!) when I had my little “oops” moment and became a teen mom myself, things were much harder. Oh sure, there was someone named George Bush in the government, and Rumsfeld and Cheney were in the picture too, so I guess things aren’t all that different now.
Anyways, my reason for writing is that my own little girl is soon to become a mommy herself. This means that I will soon become a grandma, at the ripe old age of 35! I was so proud of her for choosing to keep the baby, I went straight out and got a new tatoo in honor of the occasion.
My question is, is do you think there could be a organization for people like me? Sarah’s just like one of us!!!! What better reason could there be to elect someone to the second-highest office in the land?
“GILFs 4 Palin” has a nice ring to it, I think!
text voting…uh oh..now the replublicans are going to take that idea and roll with it
Wow, I sure hope I’m a grandma before I’m 35! It would realy suck to wait that long.
Make sure your belly fruit all vote Palin for Prez!