My gurl & fellow teen mom Amy wants me to start blogging hear. My answer was like duh. I’m all about that Sarah Palin. I want her first in bitch running our kick ass country.
I love her so much I asked my baby doctor if I could get a Sarah Palin 4 Prez tattoo on my swolled up belly. She said sumthing about social services and I was like bitch I am social. How do you think I got knocked up with this baby in the first place?
If my baby is born before the election she’s voting for Sarah Palin to. I’m naming my baby Chastity cuz it kinda sound like my name Charity. My babys last name is gonna be Palin. I was gonna give her her daddy’s last name, but I’m not all that sure who he is. I gots me two baby daddies and my bitch mom said I can’t name Chastity after both daddies. But how am I gonna get them both to pay? My mom just isn’t all that smart sometimes. I love her, cuz she is working three jobs so we can pay for Chastity, but she better be quiting one of them to babysit. I’ve got me some work to do. Sarah Palin needs to when this election and I’m helping her. I’ve been standing on the street yelling at people to vote Palin. Mostly I just get honked and screamed at, but I know them driver is still gonna listen and vote.
Sarah Palin for she-prez!!
maybe you could get the tattoo on your ass?