Impotent announcement about two new contests
Oct 21st, 2008 by Amy
Things arent looking good on the campaign trale girlz. That black muslin dude seems to be gaining in popularity even though he isn’t a cheerleader or beauty pageant winner or on TV or anything. So thats why I’m super excited to announce TeenMomsforPalin.com’s contests!!! We need to get pumped up about Sarah Palin’s run for prezident and I think these contests are just the way to do it!
Here’s what you can do:
- Write a heartfelt soulfull poem about your feelings about Sarah Palin in ourĀ “Poor out yore heart for Sarah Palin” poetry contest.
- Deck out your baby stroller to show how much you love Sarah Palin in our “Pimp my stroller” contest.
Get your entries in soon and you could win some cool prizes to show off on election day!!

























Allow me to make the point again that you are a flaming IDIOT!!! All of you are!!! Come on, where did you learn to spell? Understand that sarah is not running for president, she is the VICE president! People like you should be denied the freedom of speech!
Gosh, Lindsay, denying freedom of speech is un-American! You’re a freedom-hating terrorist! I see you still haven’t taken your Midol.
I can’t wait for my granddaughters to get preggers so they can join the teenmoms for palin…im sure you make your mother proud.
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