Teen Moms for Palin

Eleckshun day is tomorrow so heres some things you can do to be prepared:

1. Know your poleing place. So I knows by the sound of it you think that your poleing place is that bar by the airport where you dance for money but your wrong. Your polling place is you go to cast your vote for Sarah Palin to get her electioned for president. Just go to any church, school or library where you havent been banned and they have to let you vote.

2. Take all your kids with you You get to vote once for every kid you have. That means that some of us older teens get to vote like SIX TIMES!!!! Also even though kids generally like to stand in long lines if they start misbehavin just yell at them at the top of your lungs so that everyone around you knows your a good mom.

3. Where your Sarah Palin t-shirt. Eleckshun workers like to see people where politics shirts cuz it shows your involved and stuff. You can also tell the people voting next to you who your voting for and why they should vote for Sarah Palin to cuz shes the best. If you don’t got a Sarah Palin t-shirt then just where your sluttiest outfit to show what a sexy biatch you are.

4. Dont loose focus When you get in that voting booth their may be lots of names on the paper but you dont have to worry about any of those. All those other names are just there to disorientate you. All you do is look for Sarah Palins name on the ballot and vote for her and then your done!!!

Tags: election day, getting poled, voting