Posted in Main on Jan 19th, 2010
Hey yallz! Sorry its been so long n stuff since I’ve posted but things have been like totaly crazy with the whole child birth in bar bathroom/failed drug test/cusstudy hereing/bitch social worker/rehab/GED thing. I jus wanted to take a min to offer my congratz to the new sentor from Massashoesets Brown!
I no people got all [...]
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Posted in Main on Nov 4th, 2008
Eleckshun day is tomorrow so heres some things you can do to be prepared:
1. Know your poleing place. So I knows by the sound of it you think that your poleing place is that bar by the airport where you dance for money but your wrong. Your polling place is you go to cast [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 31st, 2008
Heya girlz! I’m totally pumped to announce that we’ve declaired a winner to are poemtry contest. We didn’t get no submishuns to the Pimp your stroller contests so I guess my baby Thicket gets the prize and all you non-submitters suck. But I dont wanna put a pamper on the announcement of [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 29th, 2008
I went to my vagina docter today and she told me I’m not dialated yet what ever that means. She ‘splained that means my baby girl isn’t gunna be born yet. With the election next week I don’t know what im gunna do. I mean if my baby isn’t born yet how is she gunna [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 27th, 2008
I’m sooo glad to here that this isnt the only site on the internets supporting Sarah Palin for prez! However with the election just one week away desprit times call for desprit measures. Its a good things these sites have popped up cuz we might need help from a higher power.
http://www.prayforsarahpalin.com/
http://www.pray4palin.com/
I’m almost as much into [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 21st, 2008
Things arent looking good on the campaign trale girlz. That black muslin dude seems to be gaining in popularity even though he isn’t a cheerleader or beauty pageant winner or on TV or anything. So thats why I’m super excited to announce TeenMomsforPalin.com’s contests!!! We need to get pumped up about Sarah [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 20th, 2008
Hey gals! If your like me you spend lots more time on Facebook than you do studying or working or reading or exercising or going to those stupid prenatle classes. So we decided to create are very own fan page on Facebook!!!! We’d LUV for you 2 join are group and show how much you [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 19th, 2008
Hey girz!! I’m super sorry its been a few days sense my last post. I had to bale my stupid baby daddy outta jail again for something stupid like spitting on a cop or something. He got all pissed off and stuff at me for using my stepdad Todd’s AMEX to bale him out saying [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 15th, 2008
My stepdad Todd showed me a pic of my girl Sarah in a flag bikini today. He says its not real but hes dumb and doenst know things like I know things. Of course its real, its a pic how is that not real? Sometimes peeps are so dumb it hurts. I cant wait for [...]
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Posted in Main on Oct 13th, 2008
This elections important girlz and heres why so you can know and tell all your teen mom friends okay??
1. Fashion since
Isnt it time for us to have a prez that’s totally hawt??? Its just important to me for are prez to be seen wearing a Valentino jacket and Naughty Monkey shoes and not a dorky JCPenny [...]
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