“Poor out yore heart for Palin” poetry contest
Oct 21st, 2008 by Amy
Teen girls have a rep for being emotional. Teen moms can be even more emotional because of all of those extra preggo whoremoans that are flushing threw are bodies. And tell me girls is there any better way to deal than to sit down and right out some deep heartfelt poetry while sipping on a wine cooler? Sarah Palins run for prezident has stirred up all kinds of feelings and stuff in people and we think it would make a great topic for some kick ass soulfull poetry. So, we’re announcing are “Poor out yore heart for Palin” poetry contest. The most totally awesome poem will win a Teen Moms for Palin t-shirt!!!
Rulez:
- Write a poem about all of the feelings and emotions and excitement that you feel when you think about what the Sarah Palin presidency will be like. Poems must be a minimum of four (4) lines in length.
- Submit your poem to contests@teenmomsforpalin.com. Entries must be received by 11:59 PM CST on October 29, 2008.
- Submissions shouldn’t be like icky or gross or hateful and stuff.
The winning entry will be announced and posted on www.teenmomsforpalin.com on October 31, 2008. Winners will be contacted via email to obtain there shipping address so that we can send them there prize and stuff.
Good luck gurlz!
More then a now gone and died dead moose shot by my Colt.
Stronger then a downpourin’ of God’s tears on my window pain.
Prettier then blood-red lipstick on a stuffed pig at Thanksgiving.
Thine, thine, swine, swine. Catch a moose and make him mine.
From Governor to President, or vice, Palin a leading this country sure will be mighty nice.