Teen Moms for Palin

When I first found out I wuz preggers I got all sad and thought it was a huge mistake.  But then I started thinking.  I like Sarah Palin and I plan to vote for her when I turn 16.  After I have my baby girl Thicket she can vote for Sarah Palin too!!!  So like that one wine cooler induced moment is gonna help elect are first woman president!  

I’m not alone after all.  All those girlz in Massachewsetts decided to get pregnant so that they’d be able to vote.  Even celebrities like Jamie and Britney Spears are doing it.  Is it just me or is that a cool coincidense?  Either that or God isn’t so unhappy with me after all.

Tags: God, voter outreach

This site hasn’t been around very long, but we’ve already gotten some great feedback!

“Sarah Palin:  because women have suffraged long enough!”  - Jaycee Rhodes, Smackover, AR.

“McCain/Palin 08…Palin in 09!” - Emily Siegal, Westridge, NC.

“I’m already a mom, and next year when I’m a teen Sarah Palin has my full support and the support of my sister wives!”  - Nicky Jeffs, Colorado City, AZ.

“I was sorely misled by your URL.  I will take my masturbatory business elsewhere.  Good day.” - Anonymous.

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Hi everyone!!! Welcome to Teen Moms for Palin!  I’m Amy Lafferty and I’m a teen mom.  I like the Jonas Brothers, Wet Seal, Sunday School, unprotected sex, and Sarah Palin!!!  She’ll totally rock as prez.  Plus, she’s got that old guy with the creepy smile to like advize her and stuff.

First of all, Sarah Palin seems like a really cool mom.  You know, she like takes her kids shooting and gives them cool names.  She was a total inspiration when I decided to name my baby girl, Thicket.

She also seems fashionable and stuff for a woman in her 40s.  I mean, can’t you just see her negotiating with the Ayatollah Putin or something and telling him, “don’t my new shoes look cute!?!?  You betcha they do!”

So anyways, all you teen moms need to organize so that we can get Sarah Palin elected prezident.  The best thing you can do is tell all your friends.  After all, you can’t get pregnant in the mouth, but you can use it to get this awesome chica elected!

Tags: Sarah Palin